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==Episode 1==
 
==Episode 1==
Many zombies are walking around, feeding on dead humans, and being zombies in genaral, then a big Red van with the words "RED ZOMBIE KILLERS INC." written on the side in Black pulls up and stops. A voice coming over the speaker on the top of the truck says "Attention Sons of guns , we are here to kill you, if you do not want to be killed then too-" "Sarge, what's the point in using psychological warfare on zombies?" interrupted Grif. "Ahhh...Good point Simmons." "Thank you sir." Replied Simmons, looking up from his copy of ''The Zombie Survival Guide: 2225 Editon ''by Max Brooks Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr. "Um, Sarge, didn't Grif say that?" asked Donut, putting the finishing touches on his new invention, the Pipe Bomb shooting Crosbow."Since your new to our team, here's how it works:" began Simmons."Grif says something that's a good idea, and Sarge gives me the credit." "Ohhh." said Donut. "Now let's go kill some zombies!" shouted Sarge. Suddenly the Blues pulled up in their stolen APC, Shelia. "Back off Reds, theese ones are ours!" Said Church.
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Many zombies are walking around, feeding on dead humans, and being zombies in genaral, then a big Red van with the words "RED ZOMBIE KILLERS INC." written on the side in Black pulls up and stops. A voice coming over the speaker on the top of the truck says "Attention Sons of guns , we are here to kill you, if you do not want to be killed then too-" "Sarge, what's the point in using psychological warfare on zombies?" interrupted Grif. "Ahhh...Good point Simmons." "Thank you sir." Replied Simmons, looking up from his copy of ''The Zombie Survival Guide: 2225 Editon ''by Max Brooks Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr. "Um, Sarge, didn't Grif say that?" asked Donut, putting the finishing touches on his new invention, the Pipe Bomb shooting Crosbow."Since you're new to our team, here's how it works:" began Simmons."Grif says something that's a good idea, and Sarge gives me the credit." "Ohhh." said Donut. "Now let's go kill some zombies!" shouted Sarge. Suddenly the Blues pulled up in their stolen APC, Shelia. "Back off Reds, theese ones are ours!" Said Church.
 
   
 
==Episode 2==
 
==Episode 2==

Revision as of 22:24, 23 August 2011

What if the Reds and Blues were actually rival Zombie Hunting companies in a world were Zombies rule, let's find out

Episode 1

Many zombies are walking around, feeding on dead humans, and being zombies in genaral, then a big Red van with the words "RED ZOMBIE KILLERS INC." written on the side in Black pulls up and stops. A voice coming over the speaker on the top of the truck says "Attention Sons of guns , we are here to kill you, if you do not want to be killed then too-" "Sarge, what's the point in using psychological warfare on zombies?" interrupted Grif. "Ahhh...Good point Simmons." "Thank you sir." Replied Simmons, looking up from his copy of The Zombie Survival Guide: 2225 Editon by Max Brooks Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr.Jr. "Um, Sarge, didn't Grif say that?" asked Donut, putting the finishing touches on his new invention, the Pipe Bomb shooting Crosbow."Since you're new to our team, here's how it works:" began Simmons."Grif says something that's a good idea, and Sarge gives me the credit." "Ohhh." said Donut. "Now let's go kill some zombies!" shouted Sarge. Suddenly the Blues pulled up in their stolen APC, Shelia. "Back off Reds, theese ones are ours!" Said Church.

Episode 2

"Suck it blue!" said Sarge as he rolled down his window and tossed a Acid-tov at the Blue's APC Shelia. Suddenly a turret popped out(of Shelia)and shot the Acid-tov, spreading Acid on the zombies below and killing them. "Fine Blue's, you got theese ones, but whoever gets a Creeper in the next 5 minutes wins, and it has to be here.Wichever team loses has to do the chicken dance in front of a Tangler." betted Sarge. "You're on!" replied Church.(The camera goes inside the APC) "Ahh..Church?" asked Caboose."What Caboose?" "Aren't Creepers the big scary ones with claws and a spikey tounge and a tail?" "Yes Caboose." "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Shut up guys I'm trying to make a 5,000 volt fly swatter!" yelled Tucker, pointing the old 500 one at Church. "Careful dude, that's the entire U.S. economy you're holding in your hand!" Suddenly a huge bumb shook the APC. "Alarm! Creeper! Alarm! Creeper!" warned Shelia's detection system. "CREEEEEPEEEER!!!!!!" screamed Caboose.

Episode 3

The Reds and Blues unloaded from their vehicles. On the Reds there was: Sarge with a Shotgun, Grif with an SMG, Simmons with his Crowbar and Pistol combo, and Donut with his latest weapon, The Pipe Bomb shooting Crossbow, or the PipeBow as he calls it. On the Blues there's: Church with his Sniper Rifle and Pistol, Caboose with his Chainsaw, and Tucker with his 5,000 volt fly swatter. The Creeper raised his giant hand, and pounded Caboose into the ground. The Creeper raised his fist and Caboose said "I'm okay!" The Creeper pounded him again,"I'm okay!",Creeper pound,"I'm okay!". While The Creeper was busy pounding Caboose, Church climbed on his back, took out his knife, and stabbed him in the head. The Creeper fell on Caboose. Suddenly Church heard a crashing noise in the nearby house. "Tucker, help Caboose and make the Reds do the dance in front of the Tangler. I'll be right back." said Church. "On it." replied Tucker, starting to lift the Creeper. Church took out his flashlight and put his Pistol hand over it, Alan Wake style. He went into the house, approaching the source of the crashing noise. A flaslight beam suddenly illuminated him, and a soft female voice said "Hi Church." Church pointed his flashlight at the scource of the voice and said "Hi Tex."