Episode 2: But I don't wear briefs!

West: So let me get this straight, Tex is being held hostage by rogue freelancers New Mexico, Minnesota, and Rhode Island, and we have to save her before they get bored and kill her...

Nevada: Yep

West: and do so while Georgia (a.k.a. the rookie) covers us with sniper fire.

Nevada: Yeah

West: Two questions: 1: Who in the universe gave him a freaking SNIPER?

Nevada: Command.

West: Well that sort of figures, and 2: what's Georgia's real name?

Georgia: Oh, that would be Jake R. Caboose

West: Oh my god.